Christmas without Wally…

(Wally-World, that is.) I can do it, can you?

I dislike– in so many ways it can’t be adequately described– Wal-Mart.

So much so that I can tell you exactly when I last set foot into my local WM. It was just over a week before Thanksgiving. So that puts it at what, 49 weeks ago?? I can’t say I’ve missed a thing not being there. Understand please, that it is SO convenient to my daily world that I can see the sign over the front entrance from the window of my job; that their parking lot is across the street from my parking lot….

I just am never HAPPY when I am there. The light is ‘off’, the air moves oddly, the hollow feeling of the place, even when over-loaded with (often cranky) people just bothers me. I have never saved enough money there to make it worth my while.

I have never found it one-stop-shopping enough to make it worth my while. It isn’t more than a lowest-common-denominator kind of place for me.

I have never stood on the check-out line without the thought running through my head, “WHY did I come in here?” (And all this without the first echo of the more overt political, environmental, labor and capitalistic  etc. issues that cause me to simply not need WM in my life!)

Oh, back when I lived on the Island, and the closest WM was over a bridge in another state, AND was a relatively new addition even there, I thought it was a fine thing.  A place I would have to make PLANS to get to. (It was before a Target became available to me, in that same out-of-state, ‘destination’ type of experience that even IKEA was.)

And when I moved here, I did on occasion shop there; before I really became comfortable with the other local grocery stores, and who carried what; before I had learned my way about the area.

It is the only place down here open 24 hours, and coming from a city where EVERYTHING seemed to be open 24 hours (even Home Depot), I felt it was the place to be. However, there is nothing I would need in the middle of the night that I can’t find at my CVS, closer to home and less of a headache.

So, with perfect honesty, I can say, I will not be doing my Christmas-ing at WM. I realize that for some, WM really IS the only ‘local’ alternative. And I feel for you. But, if you are reading this blog, you have within your reach, the entire WORLD.

Use it! Keep your UPS man in a job, and buy online! In your jammies, in the middle of the night, and think about those fools standing in WM at 3 am, cursing the 25 CLOSED cash register lines, while they stand 10 deep at the 3 lines open, waiting their turn to deal with tired, harried cashiers.

And order gifts to your hearts content; gifts far more unique, more whimsical and probably far more personal than the same red and black plaid flannel shirt that exactly 3,550,673 other tired Christmas shoppers tossed into their carts at the last minute, remembering that Uncle Jimmy would be at Christmas dinner this year!

(What? you don’t want to pay shipping and handling?? Well, how about GAS, and TIME, and all the other things that end up in the cart over and above what you NEEDED??)

Where to shop? Well, let me list a few gems:

Photography My photos, they make WONDERFUL gifts…

Collectibles My Dad’s web-site, where you will be able to find one-of-a-kind ephemera and small household collectibles; things that you will remember from your youth, and things that will make you smile…

T-shirts My babiest brudder’s T-shirt site…(he has a more unique view on the world than most, a great site for the teens and young adults you need to shop for…)

And hey, there are a gazillion OTHER sites out there, big and small, that offer just about anything!!! (But, if I were to start picking and choosing…. well, I figure I will just advertise for Us!! LOL)

(Oh, and by the way, I am NO LONGER early, folks. It is NOT too soon to be thinking about Christmas gifting. It is 53 DAYS till Christmas, otherwise known as November 1st, AKA ‘Happy Birthday Kerin and Elaine!’)

4 thoughts on “Christmas without Wally…

  1. i am very happy to say i have NEVER set foot in a “mall wart”. that is one of the most evil corporations in the word! there is a great movie called WALL MART, THE HIGH COST OF LOW PRICE. check it out. you will not want to ever go there again!


  2. hmmmmm.
    ..and I thought I was the only one around who wouldn’t shop at wally world. I used to go there for “loss leaders” for back to school, but didn’t even do THAT this year. Soooooo…. they last time “I” passed through their doors was August of ’08. Yeah. I can do with them! Ebay, Etsy, festivals and consignment shops are my friends. OH! …and I can’t forget Goodwill! 🙂


  3. After my Christmas implosion in the parking lot at Wally World I was pretty much done. I have been back on occasion since but only out of desperate need…and have found that even then those needs are not met. I suppose if I ever was the kind who shopped in bulk I would go to Sam’s Club, but even then I cant envision myself “paying” for the privilege to shop somewhere.


  4. hmmm…it is too bad that people have had such a traumatizing time with a store…I repeat, a store…we are fortunate to live in a country where we have the choice to not shop at only one store…or to be able to run right down and take advantage of a sale, or to sit in our jammies at anytime of the day or night and shop online…, but best of all to participate in opportunities to freely express ourselves…let’s just once in awhile think about what it must be like for folks on the other side of those store doors…who make their living there all the while defending why they choose to work there, let alone shop there. Free choice… I think that was a gift from someone who knew where it might lead us, but hoped it would bring out the best, and not the worst in each of us.


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